Sitting out on our porch, enjoying the sunshine:

Sam: “Why do we have locks on doors”?
Me: “So people can’t get in that we don’t want to get in”.
Sam: “But then they have to break the window to get in”.
Me: “True. But we hope that doesn’t happen. Robbers usually check the door first, and if it’s locked, hopefully they leave and don’t come back”.

Hmmmm. Sam’s thinking.

Sam: “If I was a robber, I would take three things”.
Me: “What are those 3 things”?
Sam: “Money, toys, and teeth”.
Me (laughing):  “Teeth – so you can make money from them (because of the tooth fairy)?”
Sam: “Exactly”.

Smart kid.

Hide your teeth.